Sade

                        
                            
import random
import patience
import bugs

def it_was_working_yesterday():
    excuses = [
        "It works on my machine.",
        "It’s not a bug, it's a feature.",
        "Have you tried turning it off and on again?",
        "It's a user error",
        "I'll fix it in version 2.0",
        "Works in production, probably...",
        "I swear I didn't touch that file.",
        "Stack Overflow said it would work.",
        "I was just about to fix that!",
        "I need more coffee to figure this out."
    ]
    return random.choice(excuses)

print(f"Just in: {it_was_working_yesterday()}")